Dear Abe,
I'm sorry that your self confidence is lacking. It's true that I have learned to accept my height, and even embrace it. Just think, if I weren't so tall, I wouldn't have my part-time job stacking books on the highest shelves in my local library.
Honestly Abe, you have nothing to worry about. First of all you did a great job as president. That emancipation proclamation thing, that was pretty sweet. Freeing slave, totally mint. Secondly you are a very attractive dude. Where did you get that top hat man? I want to get one for myself.
I guess that bottom line is you I should try to focus on all of the good things you have going for you. That how I get through my days. When I get down I just remember how ruggedly good looking I am, and it's all good.
Be Well and eat your Peas,
Jolly Green